Demain est un autre jour
herpowerisherown:

LIFE 

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

collegehumor:

rejectedjokes:

THE SIMPSONS MARATHON LIVE VIDEO FEED IS UP AND RUNNING! WATCH ABOVE! SIMPSONS WRITERS! COMEDIANS! GUESTS GALORE! TALKING SIMPSONS WHILE THE EPISODES AIR ON FXX! WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE ARE DOING! THIS WILL LAST ALL DAY! #EverySimpsonsEver

This is happening RIGHT NOW. Best way to spend your Saturday. RejectedJokes.com

susemoji:

catch of the day

susemoji:

catch of the day

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

worsting:

real friends are those ones who answer at your messages in 0.2 seconds and those ones who want to talk with you all day long 

I have no real friends :(

teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

that’s only one word

greetings:

home is wherever wifi connects automatically

surprisebitch:

to my homegirls here with a big butt, shaking it like we at a strip club

surprisebitch:

to my homegirls here with a big butt, shaking it like we at a strip club